Onions all over the bagel bag...

Do they make a blueberry and onion bagel? Because they totally should. Do everything bagels have blueberries? Do they have onions? Something tells me they're not EVERYTHING. They're not cinnomon raisin swirl blueberry cranberry poppy sesame seed onion cheese salt bagels. Are they? I've never had one... Does the amount of "everything" differ? Like, you go to the grocery store, and is there a selection of toppings on everything bagels? "Oh, Mommy, can we get the *most* everything bagels? They're so much better than the lots-o-stuff Bagels" "No, honey, those extra poppy seeds are good for your stool!"

Yeah, I dunno. I guess this is what the scientists mean when they say the brain functions best on more than 3 hours of sleep. They say that all the me, you know. I can hear them everyday on their way into work, mummbling that in their cars. When I was in Los Alamos, there was this constant buzz formed because someone was always mumbling that. Okay. Enough.